It is Passover. So beginning with Night #1 and continuing for the next week, I will do my level best to abstain from eating leavened foods. This little religious observance is a gigantic pain in my pasta- and sandwich-loving ass.
Last night I hosted my first-ever seder, a job my sister usually undertakes.
So: The obvious question is, why bother abstaining from leavened foods this week? I absolutely do not trouble myself about food restrictions the other fifty-one weeks a year. We all know I eat more than my share of bacon. Putting it mildly, I am irreligious. Just a little. Just enough to eat one of these while wearing a micro-mini, getting a horny li'l devil tattoo, drinking a three-olive martini, and gambling away the children's college money.
But this Passover thing is a little different to me. We eat only unleavened bread to remember a time when we lacked choices and freedom and self-determination, lacked even the time it takes for a loaf of bread to rise. It's not such a bad thing to think about, and on the off (remote) chance that my ancestors at some point actually were slaves in the land of Egypt,* I owe them to at least try a week off bread. So, goddammit, I try.
*Not likely. My ancestors were either garment workers or lawyers in the land of New York as far back as anyone cares to remember.
You freakin' crack.me.up! Happy Passover!
ReplyDeleteJust a side note - the Rabbis say that the absolute only reason G-d freed the Hebrews was because he knew we would keep Passover and always remember. It is one of the freakier things to think about but if that's true - we are literally freeing people when we observe Passover and that is cool - whoever they were.
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